Top 10 Magic: the Gathering Villains

There is no doubt about it, the bad guy is always the coolest character in any story. A good villain electrifies any story and breathes it life.

Darth Vader gave all the spice to Star Wars. Without the Joker, the Batman franchise would be equivalent to a fistful of valium. And heaven forbid, try think of Starcraft without the Zerg.

So here I introduce the villains that I feel have made the world of Magic: the Gathering a more interesting place. Who they are- both as characters and in-game icons- and how they bought something special to the game by harrowing players, destroying worlds, and ruining lives.

What assholes.

No. 10

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What’s really inside the Helvault

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Returning to Ravnica, without style

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Happy Easter Sunday

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Outrageous Kills and Ludicrous Games

I’ve been playing Magic for a long time. I started when I was ten. That means seventeen years. Magic was around long before my first date, my first job and even my first detention. I mean damn, I’ve been playing Magic for almost two-thirds of my life.

And there are some moments that really stick out.

There was the time my Verdeloth and his twenty-point kicker flew right into a Gather Specimens. And the game where Cruel Ultimatum got cast seven times in one turn. And that awkward moment when a Time Stretch got Wild Ricocheted. Those were games.

But for as much fun as they were, they still aren’t what I remember most.

Below is my account of the most outrageous games and ludicrous kills I have ever witnessed, from close to twenty years of playing Magic. Strap yourself in.

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Sword of Vodka and Orange

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DERP ASCENSION

This feature comic contains mild sexual references. If you can’t handle that, go ask your mommy to go buy you an Intro Pack.

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Skimpy Cheerleader

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My Favourite Cards of 2011

So 2011 has come and gone. Actually it went away about a month ago, but hey- being behind with the times is cool. It’s called ‘retro’.

And a lot of things happened in 2011. Japan got flattened by a tsunami, bananas rose to $15/kg, and I drove right into the back of a parked car (rushing to the New Phyrexia prerelease of all things).

And of course Wizards of the Coast pooped out more than a 20/20 Mycoloth.

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Sol’Kanar, Tyre & Auto King

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