Author Archives: sanitycleaver

About sanitycleaver

I am a 27 year old werewolf from Sydney, Australia. My main ambition is to get more money from the government.

Top 10 Favourite Magic: the Gathering Cards of 2016

Posted on January 6, 2017 by sanitycleaver

2016 was a huge year. So many things happened across the globe… the majority of them Wizards’ product releases. Seriously I think Wizards farted out twice the amount of products that they did last year- all of them overprinted to … Continue reading →

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Conspiracy: Take the Crown Gameplay and Design Review

Posted on September 6, 2016 by sanitycleaver

Like a kid facing the wrong way on school photo day, Conspiracy will forever stand out amongst its peers. For a long time the set was regarded as truly unique. Unlike the kid facing the wrong way- he was just … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Favourite Magic: the Gathering Cards of 2015

Posted on March 23, 2016 by sanitycleaver

Last year was a year of surprises, where the cards I ended up liking the most weren’t the ones I was expecting to. Cards I thought to be dead-set shoo-ins like Ugin and Kiora and Blade of Selves didn’t even … Continue reading →

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Daxos, Ezuri, Meren… the COMMANDER 2015 Review!

Posted on December 5, 2015 by sanitycleaver

There seems to be an interesting correlation between the quality of Commander expansions and James Bond films starring Daniel Craig. The first one was epic; the second sucked penis; the third was pretty good but didn’t live up to the … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Favourite Magic: the Gathering Cards of 2014

Posted on August 21, 2015 by sanitycleaver

2014 marked a special year for me, in that my focus in Magic drifted almost entirely towards Commander. It all makes sense in a way, as gone are the days of me trying to push eight-mana spells in formats where … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Favourite Magic: the Gathering cards of 2013

Posted on January 2, 2015 by sanitycleaver

So… it’s 2015 now and I meant to write this article a year ago. Yes I know it’s a bit late, but you were probably late losing your virginity so shut up. A lot has happened since then- both in … Continue reading →

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Excuses, excuses

Posted on January 2, 2015 by sanitycleaver

Well, its been a long time hasn’t it… It’s 2015 now and I don’t believe I updated this blog once last year. So this is my place to say sorry to all my fans, as well as a sincere thank … Continue reading →

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2013 in review

Posted on January 1, 2014 by sanitycleaver

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 89,000 times in 2013. If it were an exhibit at … Continue reading →

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Prossh, Marath, Jeleva… the Commanders of 2013 reviewed!

Posted on November 24, 2013 by sanitycleaver

Saying I’ve been playing a lot of Commander lately is like saying George W. Bush has made a lot of ‘derps’. As a matter of fact I’ve begun to drift away from casual multiplayer to exclusively play this format, as … Continue reading →

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My Life as a Magic: the Gathering Addict

Posted on October 22, 2013 by sanitycleaver

 

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